25 Songs, 25 Days (Day 23)


U2 – Any of their songs!

Yes, I am Irish and yes, I hate U2!

I am not alone either. There are plenty of U2 hating Irish people.

I think it comes down to one thing… Bono.

Or as I like to call him… Dickhead.

Possibly the moist pretentious man on the planet, we have many, many cutting jokes about him…

 What’s the difference between God and Bono?  God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.

Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone… “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” A voice from near the front pierces the silence… “Well, fucking stop it then!”

“Bono has emergency back surgery”. His head was removed from his own arse.

With the death of Gary Moore and, following that, of Stephen Gately, that is now two Irish musicians that have died in Spain recently. If you’re reading this Bono… Marbella is nice this time of year.

I took an overdose a couple of weeks ago. Immodium! Not been able to shite since. In fact, I’m so full of shit now……I’m beginning to sound like Bono.

Bono, Gaelic for cunt.

Boom! Boom!

I can safely say if a U2 song comes on the radio I switch stations, every single time.



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