Random Facts About Me – Food

I am awesome with eggs.

I prefer instant coffee to filter, unless I am out and can get a really good Americano.

I make my coffee with three heaped teaspoons and couldn’t imagine only using one as the jar suggests.

I prefer my toast to go cold before I butter it. Soggy buttery toast is not good.

The smell and taste of cucumber makes me nauseous.

I cannot understand why people eat mint sauce with lamb… seriously? Why?

The same goes for horseradish and anything.

If I had a Facebook status regarding food it would read “It’s Complicated”.

I often think of what to make for dinner before I’ve even had breakfast.

I always eat breakfast.

I am THAT woman that takes photos of her food to post to twitter.

I have instigated a rule with my bestie that we must send each other photos of our dinners.

She loves food as much as I do and gets ridiculously overexcited about leftovers.

I have never tasted anything Thai.

I do not see the point of cod – bland, flavourless, blah.

I love cheese but rarely allow myself to eat it.

Cold pizza rules.

I save a morsel of my dinner to treat the dogs once I am finished eating. They stare me down.

I have been caught perving on fellow diners food while eating out.

You do not want to be near me when I am hungry.

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13 thoughts on “Random Facts About Me – Food

  1. Much like Louis C.K., I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal is not over when I’m full…the meal is over WHEN I HATE MYSELF. I’ve been told I have a food addiction, I’ve been told I’m orally fixated (I don’t just over eat, I smoke cigarettes), but the truth of it is I can’t have just one Oreo cookie…I must consume the whole bag of Oreo cookies, whether I want to or not. I must eat all the fries at dinner, whether I want to or not. I must, if I sit down to eat cake, eat the WHOLE GODDAMN CAKE, whether I want to or not. And I don’t feel any great sense of accomplishment when I finish the whole bag of Oreos, all the fries at dinner, the whole goddamn cake…I feel like a shitty person for having done it, a shitty person & a greedy bitch, and yet, I do it again and again. There are times when I can stay away from the Oreos, the fries, and the cake, FOR MONTHS AT A TIME, and lose massive amounts of weight, but the minute I start in again, I know no control, I only know that a meal is not over until I hate myself. Am I hungry when I sit down to eat a whole bag of Oreos, or am I batshit insane?

    • Oh this rings true for me but not with sweet things. I am a lover of spicy or savoury food and have eaten to the point of my tummy hurting and needing to take a pill for it!
      We really are our own worse enemies sometimes aren’t we?

  2. We need to talk. I can understand questioning mint with lamb bit horseradish? Really not liking horseradish? I am great with eggs and prefer freshly ground coffee. Yep, we need to talk over a very good cup of freshly brewed coffee. 🙂

  3. Instani love this post… You bad me with ” I am awesome with eggs”. I pictured all the rules of eggs and can only hope for a post on eggs. I need ways to use hard boiled eggs too. Instant to filter coffee..Question: is that because you want it right away? Instantly? Brilliant post…made me smile and I am so curious….

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